Quote #10011
Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly...
Quote #11409
Control thy passions, lest they take vengeance on thee.
Quote #5685
Seek simplicity, and distrust it.
Quote #14364
Not to be cheered by praise, Not to be grieved by blame, But to...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #14680
Age withers only the outside.
Quote #25343
Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.
Quote #14545
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #26978
A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.
Quote #16566
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.