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Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of...
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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
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And virtue, though in rags, will keep me warm.
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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
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Ideas won’t keep something must be done about them.
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The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no...
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Jesus was a crackpot.
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your...
Quote #22230
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep...