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I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
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Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd numbers...
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Like the number of apples Contained within a single apple seed Each opportunity that...
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I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot...
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It ain’t what folks know that’s the problem, it’s what they know that ain’t...
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The artist is a recepticle for the emotions that come from all over the...
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And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and...
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
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An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
Quote #4915
The end crowns all, And that old common arbitrator, Time, Will one day end...