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The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance...
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A camel is a horse designed by committee.
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If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS...
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I’d better get off the phone now, I’ve already told you more than I...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Sometimes I think we’re alone. Sometimes I think we’re not. In either case, the...
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Communism is like one big phone company.
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A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the...
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It’s not what you are that holds you back, it’s what you think you...
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At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.