Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28390 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Andrew Schneider Quote #34748 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It’s...
Theodore Roosevelt Quote #21962 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To educate a man in mind, and not in morals, is to educate a...
Douglas Noel Adams Quote #24643 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you blame others, you give up your power to change.
Muriel Spark Quote #31773 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One’s prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on...
Danish Proverb Quote #22449 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.
Jonathan Swift, A Critical Essay upon the Faculties of the Mind (1709) Quote #7930 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is nothing in this world constant, but inconsistancy.
Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only weblog, May 8, 2003 Quote #9785 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 All people want is someone to listen.
Emile Coue Quote #26810 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When the imagination and will power are in conflict, are antagonistic, it is always...
Benjamin Franklin Quote #19673 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No nation was ever ruined by trade.