Quote #12915
What is hope? nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #27852
If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS...
Quote #25086
Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make...
Quote #20163
I am always grieved when a man of real talent dies, for the world...
Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #30463
In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of...
Quote #13001
Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
Quote #506
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Quote #31553
No problem is so formidable that you can’t walk away from it.