Quote #32121
With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence...
Quote #7243
The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.
Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #3118
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her...
Quote #15766
We rise in glory as we sink in pride.
Quote #6191
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #27982
Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private...
Quote #28749
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
Quote #7338
Men in however high a station ought to fear the humble.