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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
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The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell...
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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob...
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
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The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegant and as yet unknown...
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
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Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing...
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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...