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The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
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I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that...
Quote #22822
Works of imagination should be written in very plain language the more purely imaginative...
Quote #1257
“What is it the Bible teaches us? – rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is...
Quote #1890
Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead
Quote #6193
No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #5887
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the...
Quote #26737
There’s two heads to every coin.
Quote #34444
Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.