Quote #2120
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
Quote #24953
Never utter these words ‘I do not know this, therefore it is false.’ One...
Quote #2703
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Quote #23266
He that is down can fall no lower.
Quote #7685
Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks of what he intends to say...
Quote #23223
When a man has cast his longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in...
Quote #33940
It is not enough to have knowledge, one must also apply it. It is...
Quote #29268
Hello, everybody. Welcome to Kiner’s Corner. This is….uh. I’m…uhRalph Kiner
Quote #13581
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed...