Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #34503
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Quote #10089
You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must...
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #23874
I don’t know what you could say about a day in which you have...
Quote #2836
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Quote #16660
I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem-and that yardstick is...
Quote #23848
One hand washes the other.
Quote #29360
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #25540
If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember...