Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #16197
A little tact and wise management may often evade resistance, and carry a point,...
Quote #22558
I’m not addicted to nicotine, so why do I have to participate in your...
Quote #1710
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #33136
I believe that one of life’s greatest risks is never daring to risk.
Quote #10724
With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.
Quote #16723
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Quote #21390
It is hard to have patience with people who say ‘There is no death’...
Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.