Quote #31554
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
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The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
Quote #30710
Remember, a closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #19553
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #30790
If you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em.
Quote #24084
To think ill of mankind, and not to wish ill to them, is perhaps...
Quote #25867
Righteous people have no sense of humor.
Quote #26048
Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are...
Quote #22883
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
Quote #32149
The more we live by our intellect, the less we understand the meaning of...