Quote #23567
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #16904
A man should learn to detect and watch that gleam that flashes across his...
Quote #33852
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #20023
Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #7806
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #2587
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....
Quote #8584
Men are so stupid and concerned with their present needs, they will always let...
Quote #16915
They can conquer who believe they can. He has not learned the first lesson...
Quote #24093
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only...