Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #3456
I have tried so hard to do the right.
Quote #2005
For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and...
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #25382
We were so close to being one of the actual victems. It makes you...
Quote #6746
Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your...
Quote #17813
When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy...
Quote #13855
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
Quote #27543
The essence of our effort to see that every child has a chance must...