Quote #2004
Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing...
Quote #27814
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #22107
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one ‘O...
Quote #8379
Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has...
Quote #25279
It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of...
Quote #30529
Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #23314
You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
Quote #25293
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
Quote #27505
If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me