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If you love someone, put their name in a circle because hearts can be...
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…my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They...
Quote #3419
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...
Quote #11649
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Quote #16865
Life is a festival only to the wise.
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Life is pain, highness Anyone who says differently is selling something.
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All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time...
Quote #19480
If you can’t return a favor, pass it on.