Quote #33440
If you’re trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it’s a lot...
Quote #8249
The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.
Quote #26193
My grandkids say, ‘Reality Bites.’ O.K., but it also challenges and rewards…I believe our...
Quote #29837
It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a...
Quote #13093
The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.
Quote #16721
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be...
Quote #26424
The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusion.
Quote #21586
A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need...
Quote #22117
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Quote #10124
Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn?t mean he lacks...