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I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Exhaustion and exasperation are frequently the handmaidens of legislative decision.
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I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...
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One of the most difficult tasks confronting philosophers is to descend from the world...
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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
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Lord, how the day passes It’s like a life–so quickly when we don’t watch...
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True genius is always inborn and never cultivated, let alone learned.
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Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness,...