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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Travel is educational it teaches you how to get rid of money in a...
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When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that...
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally, even when you know what...
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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our...
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Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...
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Man without religion is the creature of circumstances.
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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
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Valor is a gift. Those having it never know for sure whether they have...