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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
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I love those who yearn for the impossible.
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He who establishes his argument by noise and command, shows that his reason is...
Quote #8278
Discretion is not the better part of biography.
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Once conform, once do what other people do because they do it, and a...
Quote #8280
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive...
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Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
Quote #11527
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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Courage and modesty are the most unequivocal of virtues, for they are of a...
Quote #25664
But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh, save...