Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28206 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
Bob Talbert Quote #31991 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
Mavette Sadile Quote #31408 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I do not fear the inevitable death for it is certain. Instead I fear...
Mark Twain Quote #1846 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good...
Charles Haddon Spurgeon Quote #31795 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We are certain that there is forgiveness, because there is a Gospel, and the...
Cyril Connolly, Enemies of Promise (1938) Quote #6827 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation...
Derek Bethune Quote #25539 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Be slow to fall into friendship, but when thou art in, continue firm and...
Wilhelm I, last words, 8 March 1888. Quote #3451 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I now have no time to be tired.
Dorothy Parker, Not So Deep as a Well (1937), "Comment" Quote #686 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love...
Mark Twain Quote #7806 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...