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It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
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Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
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I do not fear the inevitable death for it is certain. Instead I fear...
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good...
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We are certain that there is forgiveness, because there is a Gospel, and the...
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All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation...
Quote #25539
Be slow to fall into friendship, but when thou art in, continue firm and...
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I now have no time to be tired.
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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love...
Quote #7806
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...