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In the long run, we are all dead.
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #34627
Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages...
Quote #14146
Courage without conscience is a wild beast.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #11655
There are laws for everything except the harm families do.
Quote #21873
The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that...
Quote #3755
My specific goal is to revolutionize the future of the species. Mathematics is just...
Quote #13817
Who so loves believes the impossible.
Quote #13722
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is...