Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #13048
If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful...
Quote #4703
Iron rusts from disue; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes...
Quote #19608
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
Quote #18492
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #28764
The mortal sickness of a mind too unhappy to be kind.
Quote #5049
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted...
Quote #28982
It’s okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
Quote #9462
Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.
Quote #6887
Fools rush in where fools have been before.