Quote #8742
The foolish man lies awake all night Thinking of his many problems; When the...
Quote #11381
By learning to obey, you will know how to command.
Quote #18942
Success is the child of audacity.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #22295
Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.
Quote #22956
Nice to be here At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
Quote #1525
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Quote #2509
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
Quote #8060
Death is the only grammatically correct full stop?
Quote #6770
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.