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To be healthy, wealthy, happy and successful in any and all areas of your...
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1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not...
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I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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A lawyer starts life giving 500 worth of law for 5 and ends giving...
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…and that this country shall have a new birth of freedom, and that this...
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
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Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.
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When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
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…love from one being to another can only be that two solitudes come nearer,...