Quote #22946
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
Quote #11240
A quarrel is like buttermilk, the more you stir it, the more sour it...
Quote #10920
Are you insinuating that I am a purveyor of terminological inexactitudes?
Quote #20513
Friendship multiplies the good in life and divides the evil.
Quote #5348
Three people can keep a secret so long as two of them are dead.
Quote #26325
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love the running across fields...
Quote #16406
No matter what you’ve done for yourself or for humanity, if you can’t look...
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #15611
A patient man is one who can put up with himself.
Quote #26581
When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone.