Quote #3863
We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble...
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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There isnt much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
Quote #1998
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #11698
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
Quote #26001
Nothing is sadder than having worldly standards without worldly means.
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As a spider emits and draws in its thread, As plants arise on the...
Quote #27278
If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
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…There is no such thing as … separation of state and church … in...
Quote #27861
God is seated in the hearts of all.