Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that...
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #25174
Israel has created a new image of the Jew in the world-the image of...
Quote #17532
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #6639
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Quote #31484
Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator,’ we say...
Quote #18088
A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.
Quote #12708
If you suffer, thank God! — it is a sure sign that you are...