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If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone...
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I find my familiarity with thee has bred contempt.
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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
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Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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You can’t choose the ways in which you’ll be tested.
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An Indian tribe is sovereign to the extent that the U.S. permits it to...
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The important thing when you are going to do something brave is to have...