Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #4900
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to...
Quote #6840
When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong– or absolutely...
Quote #11200
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
Quote #13953
There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
Quote #8056
Death is not the worst thing; rather, when one who craves death cannot attain...
Quote #11488
Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
Quote #2173
Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends [life, liberty, and the...
Quote #584
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #22025
To make mistakes is human to stumble is commonplace to be able to laugh...