Quote #21309
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
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The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block.
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If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have...
Quote #11893
If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
Quote #32738
We don’t need more strength or more ability or greater opportunity. What we need...
Quote #19241
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We...
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #33663
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #9666
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience by which you really stop...