Quote #19549
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.
Quote #13010
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner...
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #28724
Hell is paved with good Samaritans.
Quote #24155
When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited...
Quote #23169
Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
Quote #23826
The result justifies the deed.
Quote #15266
Neither man or nation can exist without a sublime idea.
Quote #26906
Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that We must...