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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
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Oh, what a dear ravishing thing is the beginning of an Amour!
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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
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Friends are born, not made.
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The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does...
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Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
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Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.
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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy They are the charming...
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I’d rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand...