Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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Open your eyes and look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re livin’
Quote #15216
Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it.
Quote #28487
Once in a while you meet someone, and soon you both discover the two...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #8163
Books are the legacies that a great genius leaves to mankind, which are delivered...
Quote #8354
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
Quote #15805
Apothegms are portable wisdom, the quintessential extracts of thought and feelings.
Quote #10212
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and...
Quote #11144
A book tightly shut is but a block of paper.