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No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
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The way to become boring is to say everything.
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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
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The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark...
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Chris says it’s all in the doing, but to tell you the truth, there’s...
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Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your...
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There is a time for some things, and a time for all things a...