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God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
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When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that...
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the...
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The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count them decide...
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When you work you fulfil a part of earth’s furthest dream, assigned to you...
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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Life is real Life is earnest And the grave is not its goal Dust...