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I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
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Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws...
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
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Let the gentle bush dig its root deep and spread upward to split the...
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Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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Truth or tact You have to choose. Most times they are not compatible.
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American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only...
Quote #9795
I would fain die a dry death.
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There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because...