Quote #27410
The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago… had they...
Quote #26748
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #15300
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
Quote #25675
Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
Quote #9747
Woe be to him that reads but one book.
Quote #12323
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Quote #1248
While the gentleman cherishes benign rule, the small man cherishes his native land. While...
Quote #32702
Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes is...
Quote #32533
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...