Quote #1257
“What is it the Bible teaches us? – rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is...
Quote #20093
Pray, pray very much but beware of telling God what you want.
Quote #34110
Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Quote #15435
After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it.
Quote #5313
A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
Quote #23174
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
Quote #17532
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...
Quote #6431
Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes...