Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #32773
The end of man is knowledge but there’s one thing he can’t know. He...
Quote #21600
If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be...
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #24391
It’s better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your...
Quote #12248
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow you gotta put up...
Quote #3119
Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
Quote #1614
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
Quote #10914
The deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.