Quote #30122
It is not the young people that degenerate they are not spoiled till those...
Quote #30584
Never marry but for love but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Quote #7311
Before you act consider; when you have considered, tis fully time to act.
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #8750
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
Quote #29278
Nowhere to fall but off, Nowhere to stand but on.
Quote #3908
Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
Quote #6922
Be brief, for no discourse can please when too long.
Quote #17288
There’s folks ‘ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i’...