Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #13139
Erase fancy; curb impulse; quench desire; let sovereign reason have the mastery.
Quote #15147
Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort...
Quote #27965
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #25273
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it...
Quote #23321
I was alarmed at my doctor’s report He said I was sound as a...
Quote #16135
Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify.
Quote #13943
Be humble, for the worst thing in the world is of the same stuff...
Quote #15224
It was a grand trait of the old Roman that with him one and...