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Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam...
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There is no free lunch.
Quote #15983
Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.
Quote #24967
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
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Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of...
Quote #27105
The best of men cannot suspend their fate The good die early, and the...
Quote #25435
The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope.
Quote #27284
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #29140
Age, health, and stage in life have nothing to do with serving or not...