Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #22740
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Quote #22812
Common sense in an uncommon degree and is what the world calls wisdom.
Quote #2880
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
Quote #29798
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Quote #7721
His life was gentle; and the elements So mixed in him, that Nature might...
Quote #33384
Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I...
Quote #10994
Doctors are not servants of their patients, they are traders like everyone else in...
Quote #22831
Respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality.
Quote #21841
Ill fares the land, to hast’ning ill a prey, Where wealth accumulates, and men...