Quote #23292
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #28349
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #32044
Of my friends, I am the only one I have left.
Quote #14075
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Quote #15722
Praise in the beginning is agreeable enough; and we receive it as a favor;...
Quote #13655
Immature love says, “I love you because I need you.” Mature love says, “I...
Quote #16244
God is a thing that thinks.
Quote #1940
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Quote #16565
A man’s dreams are an index to his greatness.
Quote #34394
His only fault is that he has no fault.