Quote #28486
The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
Quote #12034
All say, “How hard it is that we have to die”–a strange complaint to...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #28403
Here’s a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or...
Quote #4848
Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren...
Quote #14350
Firmness of purpose is one of the most necessary sinews of character, and one...
Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #10508
It still remains true that no justification of virtue will enable a man to...
Quote #2514
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Quote #15113
Who gossips to you will gossip about you.