Quote #4599
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a...
Quote #7026
Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
Quote #16754
A lifetime of happiness No man alive could bear it it would be hell...
Quote #16981
I used to always think that I’d look back on us crying and laugh,...
Quote #25826
My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent...
Quote #27342
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #33674
A gift – be it a present, a kind word or a job done...
Quote #2791
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.