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Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else...
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Its better to know some of the questions, than all of the answers.
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Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
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A show of daring oft conceals great fear.
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Only a life lived for others is a life worth while.
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People move forward into the future out of the way they comprehend the past....
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
Quote #3105
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.