Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand...
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If you want to make peace, you don’t talk to your friends. You talk...
Quote #870
It is a mistake to suppose that God is only, or even chiefly, concerned...
Quote #24985
A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.
Quote #11023
Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to...
Quote #12656
He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be...
Quote #13884
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.