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I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor...
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If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as...
Quote #19560
He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened.
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They were going to die. They knew it, and their last words were I...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others.
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Love and a cough cannot be hid.
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The real satisfaction which praise can afford, is when what is repeated aloud agrees...
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I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #5217
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.